Who is this fella?
I'm terrible at writing auto-bios. It’s, like, one of the worst things you can be asked to do. Right behind, “Could you please hold these cockroaches for me?” and “Hey, wanna go to that Ernest movie marathon?” So I really don’t know what to say about myself. I mean you already know that I’m not a fan of cockroaches and Ernest movies, or at least you would assume. There’s a secret, dark part of me that has a strange fascination with the Ernest movies. See, now you know too much. This is exactly what I was afraid would happen.
Anybody want to write a bio for me? I’ll pay you for your sincerity.