Who is this fella?

I'm terrible at writing auto-bios. It’s, like, one of the worst things you can be asked to do. Right behind, “Could you please hold these cockroaches for me?” and “Hey, wanna go to that Ernest movie marathon?” So I really don’t know what to say about myself. I mean you already know that I’m not a fan of cockroaches and Ernest movies, or at least you would assume. There’s a secret, dark part of me that has a strange fascination with the Ernest movies. See, now you know too much. This is exactly what I was afraid would happen.

Anybody want to write a bio for me? I’ll pay you for your sincerity.

I was once saved from what could have been a devastating lobster attack. Not my proudest moment, but I’ve had worse.

I was once saved from what could have been a devastating lobster attack. Not my proudest moment, but I’ve had worse.

Facing down a camel. It was my test of manhood.  I almost passed.

Facing down a camel. It was my test of manhood.

I almost passed.

Alright, so the Lafferty boys are not great at framing a shot but we got all three of us in one picture so half points.

Alright, so the Lafferty boys are not great at framing a shot but we got all three of us in one picture so half points.

This year’s set grew in nicely.

This year’s set grew in nicely.

This is from my tenth birthday as evidenced by the cake. Man, Guess I need to start taking more pictures. I wonder what ever happed to my good friend disembodied elbow?

This is from my tenth birthday as evidenced by the cake. Man, Guess I need to start taking more pictures. I wonder what ever happed to my good friend disembodied elbow?