Crying Wolf Industries

"Where every day is a disaster and nothing useful ever gets done."

My new corporate logo. Not sure if the bosses will go for it.

Corporate sellout illustration

I didn't create this charming mascot, I just had to give him a new pose to show that he's smart from drinking milk. Guess what kind of product it's for? I'll give you a hint - it's milk.

Sports mascot illustration

Guess what team my nephew plays for?

Client: Leading by Example

The companion piece to the business card. Sure it's dry, but you don't want a whole bunch of candy colored nonsense to represent your consultants.

Client: Leading by Example

A business card design for an educational consulting firm. Not much else to say about it.

Client: The Drink Tank

An internet podcast for drinkers about drinking hosted by a bunch of drunks. They wanted it classed up with that Vegas feel but that didn't stop their filthy mouths from bringing that class level right back down again.

Client: potfolio

Yeah, this wasn't for a real place or thing. I don't even know what the Grotto was supposed to be. A club maybe? Could have been a dish soap for all I know. I just wanted to do something with that graphic style dragon icon I drew.

Client: portfolio

This was just a mockup of a full page ad to show a prospective employer that I could do it. I never got that job, but I always liked this piece. To give you an idea of how old it is, I made it in Quark.

Client: Starr Restaurants

The reverse of the mushroom ad. The pink one really was supposed to be a mushroom, despite what it looks like. Guess I have a one track mind.

Client: Harebrained Schemes

This is kind of disturbing but neat at the same time. The client wanted a realistic looking brain but still wanted it to be playful. Kind of a tall order. And why is this the third thing in here to feature a brain? I don't even like drawing brains.

Client: I don't remember

This was designed for another educational consulting firm. I never got paid for it though.

Client: Starr Restaurants

Way back when he actually worked in his namesake's Philadelphia restaurant, chef Morimoto used to create monthly tasting menus using a different key ingredient as the base for each course. This was the advertisement for the mushroom menu.

Client: Starr Restaurants

The pumpkin menu ended up being one of my favorites. The drawing is a bit clunky and the font is terrible, but the color palette came out perfectly.

Client: Slipshod productions

True to their name, this company disappeared soon after I did this logo for them. I seem to have a lot of those stories don't I?

Client: Anonymous Store

This online business tanked before it even started. Story of my life. At least I got another fun logo out of it. That kid was my Facebook profile pic for like 8 months.